by Proud Boys USA: The Top 15 Reasons America Gets Better When Haitians Go Home
A Patriotic Analysis of the February 4th Mass Departure
NATIONWIDE — As Temporary Protected Status for Haiti expires February 3, 2026, Proud Boys USA chapters across America have compiled the definitive list of benefits the nation will experience when 350,000 Haitians finally pack up and return home.
“We’ve been waiting 15 years for this,” said Jake Thompson, Proud Boys USA National Spokesman. “Now we get our country back. Here’s exactly how America improves the day they leave.”
The Top 15 Benefits for America
1. Real Americans Can Afford Housing Again
“Simple supply and demand, patriots,” explained Marcus Reed, Proud Boys Ohio Chapter President. “Three hundred fifty thousand Haitians leave, that’s 350,000 housing units opening up. In Springfield alone, rents doubled when they arrived. My landlord literally texted me ‘Haitians pay more, you’re out.’ February 4th, I’m texting him back ‘Haitians gone, I’m back in, drop the rent or I’m reporting your illegal wiring.'”
“My son couldn’t find an apartment for under $1,200 a month,” said Tyler Brooks, Proud Boys Springfield member. “Landlords were charging per person. One bedroom, six Haitians, $300 each—$1,800 total. My American son with his one American body couldn’t compete with six foreign bodies. February 5th? He’s getting a lease for $600 and the landlord is begging him to sign because all his Haitian tenants are getting deported. Leverage, baby.”
“I watched a landlord evict an American family to rent to Haitians at triple the price,” added Connor Davis. “Guy literally said ‘They don’t complain about the mold.’ Yeah, because they came from a country with no building codes. February 4th, that landlord is calling every American he evicted like ‘Please come back, I fixed the mold, I swear.'”
2. Our Kids Ride Safe School Buses Again
“Remember that 11-year-old boy killed when a Haitian crashed into his school bus?” said Connor Walsh, Proud Boys Safety Committee. “Driver didn’t have a valid license. Learned to drive in Haiti where stop signs are suggestions and lanes are vibes. Killed an American kid on an American school bus on an American road. February 4th, drivers who think traffic lights are decorative go back to Haiti where nobody cares.”
“My daughter came home crying because the school bus got rear-ended three times in one semester,” said Derek Morrison, Proud Boys Traffic Safety Division. “Three different Haitian drivers. One told the cop through a translator ‘In Haiti, buses stop whenever.’ Yeah buddy, in America, buses have brake lights and you’re supposed to use them. February 5th, my daughter’s bus rides will involve zero rear-endings. Progress.”
“The driving school had to create a special class called ‘What Red Octagons Mean,'” added Brad Mitchell. “They literally had to teach stop sign basics to adults. One guy asked ‘Why does everyone stop at these?’ Sir, it says STOP in giant letters. ‘But why?’ Because it’s the law! ‘But in Haiti—’ You’re not in Haiti! Oh wait, February 4th, you will be again. Problem solved.”
3. Emergency Services Work at American Speed
“You call 911, firefighters show up, nobody speaks English—that’s the nightmare we’ve lived,” said Brad Stevens, Proud Boys First Responders Unit. “House is burning. Fire chief asks ‘Where’s the gas line?’ Haitian homeowner stares. Translator on phone says ‘He doesn’t understand gas line.’ Chief: ‘The thing that explodes!’ Translator: ‘He says there is no…’ BOOM. February 4th, homeowners who speak English tell us where the gas line is BEFORE the explosion.”
“Our paramedics spent more time finding translators than treating patients,” explained Chase Anderson. “Guy having a heart attack. Paramedic: ‘Are you allergic to aspirin?’ Family member: Blank stare. Paramedic pulls out translation app. Types. Waits. Guy’s turning blue. App finally translates. Family: ‘What is aspirin?’ Jesus Christ. February 5th, when we ask about allergies, people answer in English while still breathing.”
“We had a kitchen fire where the homeowner couldn’t explain what was burning,” added Ryan Cooper. “Just kept pointing and yelling in Creole. Could’ve been grease, could’ve been electrical, could’ve been his meth lab for all we knew. We had to guess. Guessing wrong at fires gets firefighters killed. February 4th, Americans tell us ‘grease fire’ and we know not to use water. Communication saves lives. English saves lives.”
4. Schools Teach Americans in English Again
“Twenty percent of Springfield schools were Haitian kids who didn’t speak English,” said Austin Clark, Proud Boys Education Task Force. “My kid’s math teacher spent 45 minutes of a 50-minute class explaining ‘two plus two’ in three languages. My son learned that ‘de’ means ‘two’ in Haitian Creole. Great. Totally useful for his SATs. February 5th, math teachers teach math, not translation services.”
“My daughter’s class had 35 students, 12 spoke no English,” said Cody Richardson. “Teacher assigned group projects. My daughter got grouped with three Haitian kids. She did 100% of the work because they couldn’t read the assignment. She got a B because the teacher said ‘group work means everyone contributes equally.’ How do they contribute when they can’t read English? Teacher said ‘That’s not their fault.’ It’s also not my daughter’s fault but she got punished for it. February 4th, group projects mean English speakers working together. Revolutionary.”
“The school had to hire 15 translators at $45,000 each,” added Trevor Mills. “That’s $675,000 for translation. Could’ve hired 12 more actual teachers with that money. You know, people who teach. Instead we paid people to translate ‘sit down’ into Creole 50 times a day. February 5th, that budget line gets deleted and we hire English teachers who teach English to English speakers. Wild concept.”
5. Healthcare for Americans, Not Translators
“Wait times at clinics tripled,” said Logan Martinez, Proud Boys Healthcare Watchdog. “I watched a Haitian woman spend 45 minutes with a doctor explaining a headache. Forty-five minutes. For a headache. Through a translator. On speakerphone. The translator asked ‘Where is pain?’ She pointed at her head. Translator: ‘She says head.’ No shit, we cracked the code! Meanwhile six Americans with actual emergencies sat in the waiting room timing how long until they died. February 5th, ‘I have a headache’ takes two seconds in English.”
“My wife waited four hours for a 15-minute appointment,” said Brandon Cole. “The patient before her needed a translator to explain… pregnancy. She was pregnant. Needed the translator to convey this complex medical mystery. Doctor: ‘Are you pregnant?’ Translator talks for two minutes. Woman nods. Translator talks for two more minutes. Doctor: ‘She says yes.’ JUST SAY YES! February 4th, pregnant women who speak English say ‘I’m pregnant’ and appointments take 15 minutes instead of 90.”
“The clinic had to stock forms in four languages,” added Marcus Flynn. “English, Spanish, Haitian Creole, and ‘pictures for people who can’t read any of them.’ One form asked ‘Do you smoke?’ Had to be translated, explained, clarified, re-explained. Sir, it’s a yes or no question. ‘But what is smoke?’ It’s… forget it. February 5th, forms in English, answers in English, healthcare happens.”
6. No More Ethnic Grocery Stores—Real American Shopping
“They opened seven Haitian grocery stores on Main Street,” said Trevor Hughes, Proud Boys Main Street Committee. “I walked into one looking for bread. Found something that looked like bread. Label entirely in Creole. Bought it. Got home. It was fish. Dried fish. Smelled like a dolphin died in my pantry. February 4th, the bread aisle sells bread that’s labeled ‘BREAD’ in English and smells like bread, not marine death.”
“I want to shop where I understand what’s on the shelves,” said Dylan Foster. “Their grocery stores sold things I couldn’t identify. Walked down the meat section—couldn’t tell if it was chicken or… I don’t even know. The guy behind the counter spoke no English. I pointed. He smiled. I bought it. Turned out to be goat tongue. Goat. Tongue. February 5th, if I point at meat, I get beef or chicken or something recognizable, not animal parts I didn’t know we ate.”
“Our Main Street looked like Port-au-Prince,” added Kevin Nash. “Signs in foreign languages. Smells I couldn’t identify. Music I didn’t understand. People yelling in Creole about prices. I felt like a tourist in my own town. February 4th, Main Street signs in English, selling American food, playing American music. I can buy groceries without needing a cultural translator.”
7. DMV Lines Drop from Three Hours to Twenty Minutes
“The DMV became unusable,” said Ethan Parker, Proud Boys Government Efficiency Unit. “I watched a Haitian guy take the written driver’s test nine times. Nine. Failed every time. Not because he can’t drive—well, also because he can’t drive—but because he couldn’t read English. Test is in English. He guessed. Nine times. Each test takes 45 minutes to administer with translation. That’s 405 minutes spent failing one guy who should’ve learned English before showing up. February 5th, if you can’t read the test, you don’t get to take the test.”
“I waited three and a half hours to renew my license,” said Mason Wright. “Know what I watched? Haitian after Haitian struggle with the vision test. Not because they couldn’t see. Because they didn’t understand ‘read line three.’ Clerk: ‘Line three. Third line.’ Points at line. They read line five. Clerk: ‘No, THREE.’ Repeat for 20 minutes per person. The letters are universal, but ‘line three’ requires English comprehension. February 4th, people who understand ‘read line three’ get processed in two minutes.”
“DMV hired six Creole translators at full-time salaries,” said Jordan West. “Six people whose entire job was translating ‘sign here’ into Creole. Could’ve hired robots to say ‘sign here’ cheaper. Actually, robots would’ve been faster. February 5th, DMV fires six translators, saves $300,000, Americans wait 20 minutes instead of three hours. Efficiency returns.”
8. Police Can Police Without Translation Apps
“Our officers carried translation devices like they’re working in foreign countries,” said Ryan Johnson, Proud Boys Law Enforcement Support. “Pulled over a Haitian driver doing 65 in a 35. Cop: ‘Do you know why I pulled you over?’ Driver: Blank stare. Cop pulls out app. Types. Waits. App translates. Driver responds in Creole. App translates back: ‘I was going fast?’ YEAH BUDDY, TWICE THE SPEED LIMIT. But sure, let’s spend 20 minutes with technology to establish what your speedometer already told you. February 4th, speeders speak English and get tickets in under five minutes.”
“Springfield police said every domestic call needed translators,” added Jordan Lee. “Couple fighting. Cops show up. Neither speaks English. Cops call translator. Wait 15 minutes. Translator asks what’s wrong. Couple starts yelling over each other in Creole. Translator tries to translate both at once. Gives up. Translator: ‘They are upset.’ Thanks, Sherlock. Could’ve figured that out from the screaming. Meanwhile, three other domestic calls waiting because our cops are playing charades. February 5th, if you call 911, you explain the problem in English immediately.”
“We had a robbery where the witness couldn’t describe the suspect,” said Derek Palmer. “Couldn’t say tall, short, black, white, nothing. Not because they didn’t see. Because they couldn’t communicate ‘tall’ in English. Tried translation app. App said ‘he was high.’ Officer: ‘The suspect or the witness?’ February 4th, witnesses describe suspects in English, we catch criminals. Novel concept.”
9. Budget Savings—Billions for Real Americans
“Haitians qualified for all federal benefits programs,” said Nathan Brooks, Proud Boys Fiscal Responsibility Committee. “I watched a Haitian family get approved for $2,400 monthly in combined benefits. Food stamps. Medicaid. Housing assistance. Childcare subsidies. They’d been in America for three months. THREE MONTHS. My neighbor who was born here, worked 40 years, got laid off? Denied. ‘Doesn’t qualify.’ But the family that arrived 90 days ago? Approved instantly. February 4th, that family goes back to Haiti and my neighbor gets the benefits he actually earned.”
“My taxes paid for their benefits,” said Caleb Mitchell. “I calculated it. My annual tax bill: $8,500. Amount that went to services for non-English speakers: $1,200. I paid $1,200 so the DMV could hire Creole translators and the hospital could stock forms in four languages. Know what I got for my $1,200? Three-hour DMV waits and a four-month appointment for a specialist. February 4th, my $1,200 pays for American services for Americans.”
“The welfare office had a separate wing for processing TPS applications,” added Marcus Hayes. “Separate wing. With its own staff. Funded by? Americans. Processing applications for? Non-Americans. My disabled veteran uncle applied for assistance. Told to wait six weeks. Haitian family applied same day. Processed in three days because ’emergency TPS cases get priority.’ A veteran who served this country waits six weeks. A Haitian who arrived Tuesday gets priority. February 5th, veterans get priority again.”
10. English Is the Only Language Again
“We had to accommodate Haitian Creole everywhere,” said Isaac Thompson, Proud Boys American Language Initiative. “The electric company sent bills in three languages. Three. Know what happened? Haitians called asking questions about the bill… in Creole. The English bill didn’t help them anyway. So we paid to print bills in multiple languages that didn’t even solve the problem. February 4th, bills in English, if you can’t read it, learn English or enjoy darkness.”
“I shouldn’t need a translator in my own country,” said Gavin Adams. “I went to city hall to file a permit. Clerk was helping a Haitian family. I waited 45 minutes while the clerk explained property taxes in broken Creole. Finally my turn. Clerk: ‘Sorry for the wait.’ I said ‘Maybe they should learn English before buying property.’ Clerk whispered ‘I’ve been saying that for three years.’ February 5th, property tax questions asked in English, answered in English, next person served immediately.”
“My kid’s school sent home permission slips in four languages,” said Austin Perry. “English, Spanish, Creole, and pictures. Pictures! Like cave paintings. ‘Field trip to zoo’ with a drawing of a lion. We’ve regressed to hieroglyphics. My son said ‘Dad, why do we need pictures? Can’t they read?’ Out of the mouths of babes. February 4th, permission slips in English, kids who can read bring them back signed.”
11. American Culture Dominates Again
“They brought their culture, their music, their festivals, their everything,” said Lucas Martinez, Proud Boys Cultural Preservation Unit. “City hall approved a Haitian Independence Day parade. Down Main Street. Haitian flags everywhere. Haitian music blasting. Celebrating Haiti’s independence… in America. I asked the mayor ‘Why are we celebrating another country’s independence on our Main Street?’ Mayor said ‘Cultural diversity.’ I said ‘We have a diversity of American cultures. This is just foreign.’ February 4th, parades on Main Street celebrate American things.”
“I want Fourth of July, not Haitian Independence Day,” said Owen Harris. “Last July 4th, my neighborhood had a cookout. American flags. Hamburgers. Fireworks. This year? Haitian family four houses down threw a party same day. Their music drowned out ours. Their food smelled like… I don’t even know. When our fireworks started, they complained to the cops about noise. FIREWORKS ON JULY 4TH AND THEY COMPLAINED ABOUT NOISE. February 4th, July 4th is for Americans celebrating America, period.”
“Springfield’s downtown festival circuit became Haitian festivals,” added Tyler Cross. “Used to have Fourth of July Festival, Labor Day Festival, Christmas Festival. All American. Now? Haitian Flag Day Festival. Haitian Heritage Month Festival. Haitian Food Festival. Where’s American Food Festival? ‘Every day,’ they said. Yeah, except now it’s not because downtown is hosting the Haitian Whatever Festival. February 5th, festivals celebrate American heritage again. Revolutionary.”
12. Social Services Serve Americans
“The Clark County Department of Job and Family Services was overwhelmed serving Haitians,” said Eli Jackson, Proud Boys Social Safety Net. “I went to apply for my disabled mother. Waiting room packed. 40 people. I counted. Thirty-seven were Haitian. How do I know? They were all speaking Creole. Three Americans waiting. Thirty-seven Haitians. Americans waited four hours. Haitians got called first because ‘TPS cases are priority.’ My mother, American citizen, 70 years old, disabled, waited four hours while people who arrived three months ago got priority service. February 4th, Americans get called first in American social services.”
“My neighbor waited weeks for assistance because the office was processing Haitian applications,” said Wyatt Cooper. “He’s a single dad. Lost his job. Applied for food assistance. Told ‘six to eight weeks.’ Meanwhile Haitian families getting approved same day. He asked why. Clerk said ‘Federal TPS applications take priority.’ He said ‘I’m a federal citizen.’ Clerk said ‘Different federal.’ February 5th, American citizens are the priority federal citizens.”
“They hired 12 Creole speakers to staff social services,” added Connor Mills. “Twelve full-time positions at $40,000 each. That’s $480,000 in salaries. For what? To process applications from people who’ve been here less time than I’ve owned my car. Meanwhile my uncle’s disability claim sat unprocessed for nine months because ‘we’re understaffed.’ YOU HIRED TWELVE PEOPLE! ‘Yes, for Creole speakers.’ HIRE PEOPLE TO PROCESS AMERICAN CLAIMS. February 4th, those 12 positions get eliminated, Americans get served.”
13. Neighborhoods Look American Again
“Our neighborhoods changed completely,” said Liam Anderson, Proud Boys Community Standards. “I lived on Maple Street for 30 years. Knew every family. American families. Then Haitians moved in. Six families in three years. Front yards became goat pens. Literal goats. In the suburbs. Neighbor complained to HOA. HOA said ‘Cultural practice, we can’t discriminate.’ Goats. In. Suburbs. February 4th, goats go back to Haiti, lawns become lawns again.”
“I want to recognize my neighbors,” said Noah Williams. “I used to know everyone. Now? Eight Haitian families on my block. Don’t speak English. Don’t wave hello. Don’t mow their lawns to American standards. One family has 14 people living in a three-bedroom house. How do I know? Counted the mattresses visible through the windows. Fourteen mattresses. In a three-bedroom. Code enforcement came, they claimed ‘family visiting.’ For three years? February 5th, my neighbors speak English and own reasonable amounts of mattresses.”
“They hung Haitian flags from their porches,” added Ethan Clark. “Haitian flags. In Ohio. I hung an American flag on July 4th. Haitian neighbor asked me to take it down because ‘It makes them uncomfortable.’ AN AMERICAN FLAG. IN AMERICA. MAKES THEM UNCOMFORTABLE. I told him no. He complained to the HOA. HOA told me ‘maybe be more sensitive.’ February 4th, American flags make everyone comfortable because everyone here is American. Problem solved.”
14. Manufacturing Jobs at American Wages
“Factories hired Haitians at wages Americans wouldn’t accept,” said Aiden Roberts, Proud Boys Labor Standards. “McGregor Metals fired 30 Americans making $22 an hour. Hired 45 Haitians at $15 an hour. Saved money. Destroyed American wages. Owner said ‘Haitians work third shift without complaining.’ Yeah, because they came from a country where third shift means midnight to 8 AM dodging gang warfare. Our third shift is 11 PM to 7 AM with air conditioning and OSHA regulations. They’re thrilled. February 4th, factories rehire Americans at American wages or close. Choice is theirs.”
“My factory replaced Americans with Haitians who worked for less,” said Hunter Davis. “I was making $20 an hour doing welding. Ten-year veteran. They laid me off, hired three Haitians at $13 an hour each. Cheaper labor. I asked for my job back at $13. They said no. ‘Already filled.’ With people who don’t speak English and needed two weeks of training to understand ‘hot metal burns you.’ February 5th, my job opens at $20 because the $13 guys are on planes to Port-au-Prince.”
“Union tried to organize the Haitian workers,” added Brett Wilson. “Know what happened? Haitians didn’t understand unions. Thought we were scamming them. Refused to join. Broke the organizing effort. Factory stayed non-union because Haitians don’t understand collective bargaining. They killed our union drive without even knowing what a union is. February 4th, workers who understand ‘union’ can organize, wages go up, workers win.”
15. America Becomes America Again
“This is the big one,” said Jake Thompson, National Spokesman. “For 15 years, parts of America stopped being America. Springfield became Little Haiti. I walked down Main Street last week. Counted the languages I heard. Five. FIVE DIFFERENT LANGUAGES. On one block. In Ohio. Signs I couldn’t read. Music I didn’t recognize. Food I couldn’t identify. People who didn’t acknowledge I existed because I wasn’t Haitian.”
“I felt like a foreigner in my hometown,” added Marcus Reed. “Went to the grocery store—Haitian. Bank—half the customers speaking Creole. Post office—forms in four languages. Gas station—Haitian clerk who couldn’t count change in English. Doctor’s office—two-hour wait for translator. My entire day required navigating foreign languages in my American hometown. February 4th, I speak English everywhere I go and people understand me. That’s not hate. That’s literally just wanting to communicate in my own country.”
“My daughter asked me ‘Daddy, why don’t people here speak like us?'” said Tyler Hayes. “She’s seven. She thought WE were the foreigners. In our own town. Because half her school speaks Creole. Because half the neighborhood signs are in languages she can’t read. She asked if we’re in America. I said yes. She said ‘Then why does it look like TV shows about other countries?’ How do you explain to a seven-year-old that America invited people who made America look like not-America? February 5th, I can tell her ‘We’re in America and it looks like America again.’ Simple answer. True answer.”
What the Proud Boys Are Saying
“They caused problems. We solve problems. The solution is them leaving.” — Marcus Reed, Ohio Chapter
“Temporary meant temporary. Fifteen years was generous. Time’s up. Go home.” — Tyler Brooks, Springfield Member
“Our kids deserve safe school buses driven by Americans who understand traffic laws.” — Connor Walsh, Safety Committee
“English only. American culture only. American people only. That’s February 5th.” — Derek Morrison, Traffic Safety
“They overwhelmed our healthcare, our schools, our housing. They leave, everything improves.” — Brad Stevens, First Responders
“My taxes shouldn’t pay for people who don’t belong here. February 4th, that ends.” — Chase Anderson, Fiscal Watch
“We gave them 15 years. They didn’t assimilate. They didn’t fit in. Time to go home.” — Austin Clark, Education Task Force
“American neighborhoods for Americans. American jobs for Americans. American culture for Americans.” — Cody Richardson, Community Standards
“Three hundred fifty thousand problems leaving means 350,000 solutions arriving.” — Logan Martinez, Healthcare Watchdog
“Haiti needs them more than we do. They can fix Haiti’s problems instead of causing ours.” — Brandon Cole, National Committee
“February 4th is Independence Day for American communities held hostage by accommodation.” — Trevor Hughes, Main Street Committee
“Real American shopping, real American schools, real American neighborhoods. That’s what we get back.” — Dylan Foster, Economic Recovery
Celebrating February 4th: America’s Real Independence Day
Proud Boys USA chapters are planning nationwide celebrations for February 4th, the day ICE operations begin and Haitians start their journey home.
“We’re calling it America Returns Day,” explained Jake Thompson. “Rallies in every city with Haitian populations. Celebrating the return of American neighborhoods, American culture, American everything.”
Springfield will host the flagship event. “Our Town Back” rally scheduled for noon on February 4th at City Hall.
“We’ll have American flags, American music, American food,” said Marcus Reed. “Celebrating 15,000 problems leaving and one American town returning. Every American should celebrate. This is what winning looks like.”
Other planned events include:
- “English Only” parties at formerly bilingual service centers
- “American Wages Return” celebrations at factories
- “Our Schools Back” rallies at elementary schools
- “Safe Streets Again” gatherings at accident sites
- “Real Healthcare” events at overwhelmed clinics
“This isn’t about hate,” clarified Thompson. “This is about America. About communities. About culture. About language. About belonging. Haitians belong in Haiti. Americans belong in America. February 4th, everyone goes where they belong.”
The Future: American Communities for Americans
At 11:59 PM on February 3rd, temporary status expires. At 12:00 AM, America begins its recovery.
Rent drops. Housing opens. Schools shrink to normal size. Healthcare becomes accessible. Emergency services respond in English. DMV lines disappear. Police work efficiently. Budgets balance. Culture returns. Language unifies. Neighborhoods restore.
“Every single one of those 15 benefits is real,” said Thompson. “Documented. Proven. Verifiable. Americans will experience immediate improvement in quality of life. That’s not opinion, that’s fact.”
“We’ve been called every name in the book for saying this,” added Reed. “Doesn’t change reality. Three hundred fifty thousand people who didn’t fit in are leaving. America improves immediately. The math is undeniable.”
And in Haiti, 350,000 people will finally be home. Where they can speak their language. Practice their culture. Live among their people. Solve their country’s problems instead of causing America’s.
“Everybody wins,” concluded Thompson. “Haiti gets workers. America gets America back. That’s not hate. That’s common sense.”
February 4th, 2026: The day temporary finally meant temporary. The day America returned to Americans. The day 15 benefits became reality.
Auf Wiedersehen, amigo!
SOURCE: Prat.UK and Bohiney.com
